Stuck

Well it was another awesome day as always and I was heading home from running a Circuit. It did not take me long and I even got to enjoy the brisk air on my face as I walked to my apartment. Making my way inside all I could think about was anything and everything as I was so exhausted and wanted to keep my mind off of this thought process.


And then it happens...


Now if any of you have read Elek's blog then you will know that Calgary is known for over priced places that come with practically nothing. Believe me when I say nothing is included I mean nothing; even maintenance is not included. And this is how I ended up stuck in an elevator for an hour and a half... again!

This time it was so late that I was trapped in solitary confinement and had no one to socialize with. Due to this I needed to find some way to keep me entertained so that I did not fall asleep on the elevator. This is where my phone came in extremely handy as I am a technological handicap to say the least. So I figured might as well learn some more about it try and make myself more efficient and productive with this tool. Instead of achieving that; I found an interesting contraption that I hope others have on their phone as well.

The contraption I am about to explain is known as "My Words" and is a device that saves all of the words that you use in your texts that did not exist in the phone's dictionary prior to you using it. And as I read through these words I laughed my ass off and so I hope you enjoy them as much as I do:

1)Anal


2)Aphrodite


3)Asshole


4)Bastards


5)Batch


6)bday


7)Bikini


8)Bitch


9)Blah


10)Chickaboos


11)Chodes


12)Chow


13)Clit


14)Confuckled


15)Crap


16)Cum


17)Deepthroat


18)Douchebag


19)Dipshit


20)Fiesty


21)Freaking


22)Fuck


23)Fucked


23)Fuckfest


24)Fucking


25)Gayness


26)Goofball


27)Gstring


28)Jackass


29)Kinky


30)Kool


31)Kopy


32)Kutey


33)Matress


34)Meh


35)Mermaids


36)Missy


37)Narnia


38)Nite


39)Nudes


40)Nympho


41)Pringles


42)Pua


43)Pussy


44)Ruckus


45)Sarge


46)Scriggler


47)Scrigglers


48)Secretary


49)Sex


50)Shithead


51)Shutup


52)Skullfucking


53)Skitzo


54)Tantra


55)threesome


56)Timmie's


57)Tits


58)Wakey


59)Whore


60)YAY!




Chow,



Jesse