Thursday, November 13, 2008

Asian Buffet



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I do not write about sexual experiences in detail as I believe that it is indecent to the person who joined me in the act. However in this particular case the lady who joined me in the event has not only given me permission, but she has asked me to write about it. Here you all go,
Enjoy.


Supper time it was, and where better to go then, Treasures of China? Nowhere, and so we hopped in my car to go grab some food. The whole entire drive consisted of nothing but us touching one another and ridiculous amounts of laughter. This continued for forty-five minutes, in the end we made it.

We got out of the car and together began walking to the front door, where the sign read "Asian Buffet", I reacted by saying "O for fuck sakes they always tear down the good restaurants". Piss on it we are going in anyways and so that is what we did. Review, food was good but not near as good as Treasures, blowjob, well that made up for the loss of quality in the food.

We sat down at our table and the waiter came buy and asked what we would like to drink, a water and an iced tea joined us with our meal. She had never been there before so I grabbed her by the hand and said "lets go", buffets rule. At the start I shared a bit with her and tried to get her to try some good new things, but those skinny girls they get full real quick. And so while I ate plate after plate, we discussed a million different things including the stench of some of the old people who sat down near the end of our meal. Fuck me they stunk, like bad ass. "We gotta get outta here, bathroom" I said softly to her and she looked and me and shook her head "Oh Jesse".


I grabbed her by the hand and she is just shaking her head repeatedly. I lead her to the ice cream portion of the buffet. Yummy, there are ten different flavors, with the highest ranking being mint chocolate chip and cookie dough. We grab a bowl of each flavor, as we agreed that these two were the best flavors out of the bunch. At the table we sat eating the ice cream where we were disappointed that the cookie dough was actually a trick and turned out to be Oreo. As she licked the mint chocolate chip off of her spoon I said "You look extra good when you are licking". She just laughed and smiled as we proceeded to eat our ice cream. As we sat there eating she looked at me and said "No" and I quickly responded with "what are you talking about Lil Missy?". There was a long silent pause and a blush accompanied her face as she replied "You know exactly what I am talking about". I smiled and looked at her with a couple second glaze when I said "If I knew what you were talking about why would I be asking?". All she could do is shake her head at me and look into my eyes, we both knew it was going to happen, when I want something I always get it, and anyone who has ever known me to the slightest degree knows this. Although I have to admit the way she tried to play it off like it was not going to happen just made it way hotter.

We finished eating our ice cream, time to make up for the loss of the quality in the food. "Lets go" and I grab her hand and lead her to the bathroom. I look inside and there is no one, perfect, "come on" and she grabs my hand leading her into the furthest stall. I want to make it as dangerous as possible, higher chance of getting caught, greater turn on, everyone knows this. There is no time for gentle kisses or even to play around, hearts are beating, she knows this is crazy and what she is doing should be wrong. And just like most of them, she goes crazy pulling down my pants and resting on her knees.

She looks up at me and repeats her previous statement "Oh Jesse" and takes my cock into her mouth. After a couple minutes I tell her to hand me my video camera but to my dismay the batteries are dead, GAYNESS. She is going at it real hard when the first opportunity comes in. Opportunity for her to get caught, the bathroom door opens and I look at her face and she lights up getting more turned on due to the risk. And so I decide with her loving the risk lets add to it, I pull my dick out of her mouth and start smacking her across the face until the bathroom door opens and he is gone. She just gives me this look, that look of pure arousal, and takes me back into her mouth.

Ten minutes later the second opportunity presents itself, now how could I top the previous one. The bathroom door opens again and this time the feller gets into the stall right beside of us. I grab her gorgeous lock of hair and start thrusting in her mouth over and over she gags repeatedly. This consists for the next five or so minutes until the bathroom door opens once more and she slows down to catch her breath. "Well that was close" I say and she just shakes her head as she throws her lips around my dick once again.

Third time is the charm right? The loud bathroom door violently swings open once more, and she looks up with a smile and continues with her work in progress, me. I am almost done, now is the perfect time I can make it even more dangerous. I grab her luscious hair once more and the gagging joins the party once more, until I explode in her mouth. She swallows every last drop and right after gasps for air, joined by a seductive little giggle. The bathroom door opens and the third listener is gone.

She still had to make it out of the bathroom without getting caught, with her blushing to the point of no return, we walk out of the stall with me leading her by my hand. I open the door and look outside, to make sure no one is walking in.After a quick glance I softly say "What you waiting for" and she walks out. We are off to pay the bill.

The moral of the story is as follows:

Chinese food..............

Good.

Chinese food with a hotty..........

Excellent.


Chinese food
with a hotty and
a blowjob in
the bathroom



PRICELESS

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Fuck 'Em, If They Can't Take a Joke.


Fuck it, article after article, lets change it up, and have some fun, how about that? Too damn bad that question was rhetorical so get ready for a story. Possibly even what some of you all may call an absolutely-repulsive adventure. This crazy day in my life occurred at date in my life and has been posted for your own personal enjoyment!


Life has been doing fucking awesome; I have been busier than shit: and that is the way it should be. Personally this is the way to get anywhere while I have not been able to get as much teaching done as I want; I have been working on important pieces of my life every day.

Alright so the night starts off insane; meet a close friend at a pub and have a meal with him; discussing life and our dreams. Thanks for your wisdom it always comes in handy. End up discussing the possibility of going to Moscow and it looks like it will end up happening sweet.

Get a text from Ea few of the boys and they are not joining me, shit I really do not feel like going out, they were my motivation. Well this is my only chance for the rest of the week. Guess i am going solo. Kool!

Get to the roadhouse, run in to a few gentlemen.........

Start out by talking to sets that I have met earlier as they have opened me.

Next I am off to the shooter girls go and chat them all up. Love them, they are so much fun and a great way to start the night.

Dance floor here I come as i have mutual friends on the floor.

I cannot remember who said it but someone somewhere said " You only need one set"

And that is the way she went.

Standing with three gentlemen when a friend of this smoking hottie tries to walk through; I open and am talking to this friend for the next ten minutes.

S> What, you want through?
O> Ya
S> Well it aint happening
O> Ya it is
S> You got an accent, where you from?
O> L.A.
S> Sick that is such a beautiful place to live.I love it there.
O> I know right
S> Definitely, so what you doing done here?
O> Came to visit my friend
S> Sweet, how do you two know each other?
O> We lived together for three years
S> kool, so what are you celebrating
O> Visiting her
S> Well she must be kool if a person like you comes down to see her
O> Actually it is funny she pointed you out and said that you were hot
S> Well I guess it's a good thing I said Hi
O> Ya
S> So you are?
O> Mariah
S> kool I am Jesse
O> Nice to meet you
S> pleasures all mine
O> Aw
S> And your friend is?
O> This is Nicole
We Shake hands
S> Hey I am Jesse
N> I am Nicole
S> So I heard you pointed me out
N> Sure did
S> Everyone does, I kinda stand out and it's sexy
N> Wow cocky
S> Nope, just realistic, I know who I am and what I deserve

Obstacle interrupts

O> I am going for a drink you stay here with this guy, he's cool
N> Wow you must be doing something right she normally hates guys I like after the first 2 minutes
S> Ya that's just how I do you either love me or really love me
N> Possible we will have to wait and see
S> sure sure whatever you say, alright we are going to sit
N> I hate sitting
S> that's kool well I will sit and you will be beside me she follows

Obstacle rejoins us

O> Did she tell you she is from Saskatchewan?
S> No, (I turn to N) , I am terribly sorry
N> Ha ha whatever

Obstacle sees a friend and goes running off

S> So much energy I dig that
N> As do I
S> So why you in Calgary?
N> For work
S> What you do?
N> Ah I don't normally tell guys that
S> And why not?
N> They run
S> I am not them
N> sure sure
S> Listen I don't normally tell people what I do either, so you are going to tell me and I will tell you; we shall call it a trade

Obstacle reappears

N>Should I tell him what I do?
O> Why not, let it out
N> Look my boots should let you know so guess

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I look at these four inch high heels and think to myself, sweet a stripper; they are fun and flexible.

S> Look I am not guessing so tell me
N> I work on stroll

Sick not a stripper but a hooker; I love new experiences!

S> I teach men how to talk to women; socialize; and be themselves
O> Are you serious they have that here
S> Yes that is where I come in
N> So you are like hitch
S> Ya except for I am not Will Smith and I am not fake
N> I see
S> So why was I supposed to run?
N> Well it's not normal for a guy to like what I do
S> Well I am confident that I can handle it plus it happens have you not seen TRUE Romance?
N> No
O> Ya True Romance is totally about that
S> Cancer time

Exit for a smoke only N follows

Here we smoke then I grab her and start making out...

Finish smokes and we are off to grab O...

Grab O.... and we are taking pictures in a photo booth, N and I walk in to the booth

S> O get your ass in here you are part of this
O> k

Fifteen sexy pictures later and we are off for another smoke

This is where I actually get myself into a bit of trouble.....

A friend Ms.W comes to say hi and say that the girl I am with is gorgeous and so I got to introduce her to O but forget her name; they meet each other anyways.
After Ms.W leaves...

O> You don't remember my name?
S> No
O> How bout my friend?
S> Nicole

And O goes storming off..... After talking with a friend N joins me

N> Where did O go?
S> She is pissed
N> Why ?
S>I forgot her name
N> I better go find her
S> Hold up I am almost done

Make out...

We go find O and I try to say sorry and she is having none of it

S> Alright well fuck it I tried she wants attention and will not even realize that you gave me your name three times and she only said hers once; if she wants to be stubborn I am not playing around. I'll be on the floor
N> K just give me a minute and when I got her cooled off I will be there

Start dancing when my ass is being grabbed there she is....Dance and make out and now its like one thirty....

S> Gonna go have a break

Head to bathroom, It is late alright well you invested this much; lay it on the line.... Walk up and grab her

S> I am going
N> I cannot leave O
S>I am gonna go I will give you two a ride if you want
N> Talks with O

WE are off....

Now I thought that forgetting her name was going to fuck me right over but it actually helped me so much.When we got to their place she went straight to her room.YAY! For forgetfulness!

N and I start fooling around hot and heavy when she says...

"Have you seen my bedroom?"

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And from here on in it would be indecent of me to give you more details. The point gentlemen is never give up even though minor bumps may occur during your ride, sometimes, most of the time they work in your favor. Stay calm, kool, and collected and remember that you control the outcomes of your interaction. I do not ask for you to have faith in any method, or religion, but have faith in yourself, and the skills that you have.