It's not what you say, but how you say it!

Hey, How we all doing?

It is Saturday June seventh and we are heading to cowboys, Disturbed's new cd has come out so I need to drive and listen to my tunes and get ready for the night. The visualization of me walking through the club everybody looking and noticing that I am having a wicked time. I listen to my tonality in these sets and watch my body language, evaluating myself in my mind. Now I am here and it is time to rock it out or at least that is what I thought.

Cowboys is having some promotional gathering and due to this the line is at least an hour wait, why waste our time? Discuss going elsewhere, new destination, Snatch. Back in the car repeat visualization, time to have some fun.

Guess what? It is dead, everyone is discussing where to go now when I say lets just go have some fun all we need is us.

Start off on the dance floor to get some of the newer boys loose, telling everyone "make a big fool out of yourself and have some fun".While we are dancing, proximity appears left right and center so everyone starts opening sets and dancing with some girls. Now I am hot and bothered need some water and some fresh air, so I exit. Wagesaus joins me.

Walking back to the dance floor we open a 2 set>>>>>

S> What are you celebrating?
Her> Nothing.
S> "happy Saturday"
H> "Ya lets go with that."
S> "How long have you two known each other?"
H>"2 months."
S> " and you are already bar buddies?"
H> "Ya she is awesome."
S> "Did I introduce you two Elek and scuglass?"
H> "No."

I pick her up so that Wagesaus can be in isolation and introduce her to everyone, explaining that "she wants a tramp stamp tattoo"
H> Hell no, I want something original. (she playfully punches me)
I retaliate by punching her ever so gently and using konica's "next time it is right in the box" and add in "so stop the violence"

I see that Wagesaus is exiting and know that I need to move her.

S> We're going where its quieter.
Lead her to the smoke pit

S> Are you ticklish?
H> No.
S> You are a terrible liar (as I tickle her).
S> How old are you?
H> Guess.
S> I do not do that guessing thing. I have a kid sister so I get enough games with her.
H> 24, and you?
S> Guess.
H> Thats not fair.
S> I never said it was (wink).
H> 23.
S> 21. Have you ever played the Wii? (Setting up for the pull)
H> Ya, I own one.
S> Are you serious? I'm going to make you look so bad when we play.
H> Um, no. I'm gonna win.
S> Sure whatever you say. So, what were your favorite games from Nintendo and Genisis?
H> Sonic, blah blah...
S> You are losing points now.

Another girl jumps in.
G2> Are you talking about video games?
S> Hell ya. Old school ones.
G2> Have you ever played ________________________
S> No.
H> No.
G2> You have to try it.
S> Thanks, lets go inside.

Find the rest of the guys in set and my target and I stand beside them.
S> We're having a staring contest.
H> I suck at them.
S> You're even worse against me.
Snap my fingers (she blinks).

Through my intuition, I can tell that I can kiss her now, but decide to leave it and let the tension build up.

H> I have to go to the bathroom.
S> Ok, have fun I guess.
H> You will be here?
S> If you're lucky.

Jump into another set. End up getting smelt and groped. Wagesaus announces he's going to leave. I ask him to stick around, knowing that if my target comes back getting groped will not help my situation. As a good wind, he stays until we assess the situation. My target reappears.
S> Lets go play some Wii.
H> Not now, I'm here with friends and I do not want to go home with some random.
S> Wow. I can not believe you could call me that. Thats a low blow.
She grabs me with a big hug.
S> Who are you even here with?
H> All my friends are over here.
S> Well introduce me. Its called manners.
H> Ya sure.

I get introduced when JPizzle comes running in and says Konica is outside and in trouble. This ended up working beautiful as I do not even have her number and I am gone without even saying goodbye. This shows that my friends are a really important part of my life and we are all loyal. Turns out that JPizzle blew it out of proportion and Konica just wanted a ride.
S> Dude, I'm probably pulling so just pay cover again and Scuglass can give you a ride home.
K> But I told my set that I had to go as I work tomorrow and there is a dude in a suit that is getting in my way.
S> Tell your target that you made a mistake and that you work next Sunday. As per the guy, we can deal with it.

Konica's set walks out. Konica starts talking to his target. JPizzle on his. While Scott and I see the suit guy and another girl from the set. Suit guy sends girl 1 to grab girl 2 from JPizzle and says "sorry bud." Now JPizzle should've done something here instead of giving up. Now suit guy sends girl 2 to grab girl's target, so she walks back to suit guy and he says "do not let the first guy who has a cock have you."

Time to shine, I jump in.
S> Damn man, I respect the way you look after these girls.

JPizzle and Scuglass switch spots with suit guy so they are talking to the girls while he is talking to me.
S> So what's your name bud?
sg> ________________
S> Cool man. I'm Jesse. So how do you know these girls?
sg> I went to school with them.
S> Nice. Now let me inform you; you are a good guy and so are they. I guarantee it.

Konica's target talks to sg.
KT> You work here?
sg> Sorta.
KT> Can you get him in?
sg> Does he have ID?
KT> Yup.
sg> Fine, but you owe me one.

Konica gets in and I talk to sg a little more until I know that the boys have it under control and now I'm back to my set.
S> Look, I'm leaving. We're going to play some Wii. Are you coming?
H> I'm innocent.
S> You play innocent, but I see right through you. (Make out with her). Are you joining me?
H> I don't know.
S> You know you want to.
H> I do, but we just met and I do not just want that one night thing.
S> Ya we just met, but if I was an asshole, you wouldn't be talking to me. Who said anything about a one night stand? Lets go play some Wii. Trust is earned. I promise to keep you safe if you keep me safe. (I hold out my pinky finger for a pinky swear and she puts hers up.)
S> So you are coming.
H> Ya.
S> Okay, well I'm going to grab everyone else.
H> Okay, I'll wait here.

I go and grab everyone and tell them to meet me outside.
S> You ready.
H> Ya, but my friends are looking after me and have questions.
F1> Where do you live?
S> Scenic Acres.
F1> Whats your address?
S> ___________________
F2> What is your address?
S> __________________ (Same as before)
F1> What did he tell you? (To F2)
F2> _________________
S> Look I will text you my address and I have to say mad respect. You guys care for her as much as I do. (To F2)

Exit. Walk outside and apologize to the boys and explain that I got interrogated.

Get home. Give her a tour and then we play Wii. We play for an hour. Her beating me for half and me beating her for the other half.
S> This sucks, I die in one hit when I have a 300% handicap.
H> I'm loving it.
S> Okay there Macdonald's.

We lay on the couch and start making out. Both my lets crack ten minutes in.
S> That's a sign that this couch is too small for the both of us. Would you be comfy moving to the bed?
H> (Silence)
S> This is one of those questions that you are not going to answer.
H> Exactly.
S> Get up. (Pull her up)

Open door to my room slightly and door to living room slightly.
S> I shall close my eyes and you can pick one.
I open my eyes and of course she has not picked one.
S> You women are nothing but trouble. If I take you back to the couch, I am a chicken shit that cannot take control and if I carry you to my room I'm an asshole that likes sex.

Pick her up and carry her to my bed. And from here on in it would be indecent of me to give you more details.


Jesse