Fuck it, article after article, lets change it up, and have some fun, how about that? Too damn bad that question was rhetorical so get ready for a story. Possibly even what some of you all may call an absolutely-repulsive adventure. This crazy day in my life occurred at date in my life and has been posted for your own personal enjoyment!
Life has been doing fucking awesome; I have been busier than shit: and that is the way it should be. Personally this is the way to get anywhere while I have not been able to get as much teaching done as I want; I have been working on important pieces of my life every day.
Alright so the night starts off insane; meet a close friend at a pub and have a meal with him; discussing life and our dreams. Thanks for your wisdom it always comes in handy. End up discussing the possibility of going to Moscow and it looks like it will end up happening sweet.
Get a text from Ea few of the boys and they are not joining me, shit I really do not feel like going out, they were my motivation. Well this is my only chance for the rest of the week. Guess i am going solo. Kool!
Get to the roadhouse, run in to a few gentlemen.........
Start out by talking to sets that I have met earlier as they have opened me.
Next I am off to the shooter girls go and chat them all up. Love them, they are so much fun and a great way to start the night.
Dance floor here I come as i have mutual friends on the floor.
I cannot remember who said it but someone somewhere said " You only need one set"
And that is the way she went.
Standing with three gentlemen when a friend of this smoking hottie tries to walk through; I open and am talking to this friend for the next ten minutes.
S> What, you want through?
O> Ya
S> Well it aint happening
O> Ya it is
S> You got an accent, where you from?
O> L.A.
S> Sick that is such a beautiful place to live.I love it there.
O> I know right
S> Definitely, so what you doing done here?
O> Came to visit my friend
S> Sweet, how do you two know each other?
O> We lived together for three years
S> kool, so what are you celebrating
O> Visiting her
S> Well she must be kool if a person like you comes down to see her
O> Actually it is funny she pointed you out and said that you were hot
S> Well I guess it's a good thing I said Hi
O> Ya
S> So you are?
O> Mariah
S> kool I am Jesse
O> Nice to meet you
S> pleasures all mine
O> Aw
S> And your friend is?
O> This is Nicole
We Shake hands
S> Hey I am Jesse
N> I am Nicole
S> So I heard you pointed me out
N> Sure did
S> Everyone does, I kinda stand out and it's sexy
N> Wow cocky
S> Nope, just realistic, I know who I am and what I deserve
Obstacle interrupts
O> I am going for a drink you stay here with this guy, he's cool
N> Wow you must be doing something right she normally hates guys I like after the first 2 minutes
S> Ya that's just how I do you either love me or really love me
N> Possible we will have to wait and see
S> sure sure whatever you say, alright we are going to sit
N> I hate sitting
S> that's kool well I will sit and you will be beside me she follows
Obstacle rejoins us
O> Did she tell you she is from Saskatchewan?
S> No, (I turn to N) , I am terribly sorry
N> Ha ha whatever
Obstacle sees a friend and goes running off
S> So much energy I dig that
N> As do I
S> So why you in Calgary?
N> For work
S> What you do?
N> Ah I don't normally tell guys that
S> And why not?
N> They run
S> I am not them
N> sure sure
S> Listen I don't normally tell people what I do either, so you are going to tell me and I will tell you; we shall call it a trade
Obstacle reappears
N>Should I tell him what I do?
O> Why not, let it out
N> Look my boots should let you know so guess
I look at these four inch high heels and think to myself, sweet a stripper; they are fun and flexible.
S> Look I am not guessing so tell me
N> I work on stroll
Sick not a stripper but a hooker; I love new experiences!
S> I teach men how to talk to women; socialize; and be themselves
O> Are you serious they have that here
S> Yes that is where I come in
N> So you are like hitch
S> Ya except for I am not Will Smith and I am not fake
N> I see
S> So why was I supposed to run?
N> Well it's not normal for a guy to like what I do
S> Well I am confident that I can handle it plus it happens have you not seen TRUE Romance?
N> No
O> Ya True Romance is totally about that
S> Cancer time
Exit for a smoke only N follows
Here we smoke then I grab her and start making out...
Finish smokes and we are off to grab O...
Grab O.... and we are taking pictures in a photo booth, N and I walk in to the booth
S> O get your ass in here you are part of this
O> k
Fifteen sexy pictures later and we are off for another smoke
This is where I actually get myself into a bit of trouble.....
A friend Ms.W comes to say hi and say that the girl I am with is gorgeous and so I got to introduce her to O but forget her name; they meet each other anyways.
After Ms.W leaves...
O> You don't remember my name?
S> No
O> How bout my friend?
S> Nicole
And O goes storming off..... After talking with a friend N joins me
N> Where did O go?
S> She is pissed
N> Why ?
S>I forgot her name
N> I better go find her
S> Hold up I am almost done
Make out...
We go find O and I try to say sorry and she is having none of it
S> Alright well fuck it I tried she wants attention and will not even realize that you gave me your name three times and she only said hers once; if she wants to be stubborn I am not playing around. I'll be on the floor
N> K just give me a minute and when I got her cooled off I will be there
Start dancing when my ass is being grabbed there she is....Dance and make out and now its like one thirty....
S> Gonna go have a break
Head to bathroom, It is late alright well you invested this much; lay it on the line.... Walk up and grab her
S> I am going
N> I cannot leave O
S>I am gonna go I will give you two a ride if you want
N> Talks with O
WE are off....
Now I thought that forgetting her name was going to fuck me right over but it actually helped me so much.When we got to their place she went straight to her room.YAY! For forgetfulness!
N and I start fooling around hot and heavy when she says...
"Have you seen my bedroom?"
And from here on in it would be indecent of me to give you more details. The point gentlemen is never give up even though minor bumps may occur during your ride, sometimes, most of the time they work in your favor. Stay calm, kool, and collected and remember that you control the outcomes of your interaction. I do not ask for you to have faith in any method, or religion, but have faith in yourself, and the skills that you have.
Alright so the night starts off insane; meet a close friend at a pub and have a meal with him; discussing life and our dreams. Thanks for your wisdom it always comes in handy. End up discussing the possibility of going to Moscow and it looks like it will end up happening sweet.
Get a text from Ea few of the boys and they are not joining me, shit I really do not feel like going out, they were my motivation. Well this is my only chance for the rest of the week. Guess i am going solo. Kool!
Get to the roadhouse, run in to a few gentlemen.........
Start out by talking to sets that I have met earlier as they have opened me.
Next I am off to the shooter girls go and chat them all up. Love them, they are so much fun and a great way to start the night.
Dance floor here I come as i have mutual friends on the floor.
I cannot remember who said it but someone somewhere said " You only need one set"
And that is the way she went.
Standing with three gentlemen when a friend of this smoking hottie tries to walk through; I open and am talking to this friend for the next ten minutes.
S> What, you want through?
O> Ya
S> Well it aint happening
O> Ya it is
S> You got an accent, where you from?
O> L.A.
S> Sick that is such a beautiful place to live.I love it there.
O> I know right
S> Definitely, so what you doing done here?
O> Came to visit my friend
S> Sweet, how do you two know each other?
O> We lived together for three years
S> kool, so what are you celebrating
O> Visiting her
S> Well she must be kool if a person like you comes down to see her
O> Actually it is funny she pointed you out and said that you were hot
S> Well I guess it's a good thing I said Hi
O> Ya
S> So you are?
O> Mariah
S> kool I am Jesse
O> Nice to meet you
S> pleasures all mine
O> Aw
S> And your friend is?
O> This is Nicole
We Shake hands
S> Hey I am Jesse
N> I am Nicole
S> So I heard you pointed me out
N> Sure did
S> Everyone does, I kinda stand out and it's sexy
N> Wow cocky
S> Nope, just realistic, I know who I am and what I deserve
Obstacle interrupts
O> I am going for a drink you stay here with this guy, he's cool
N> Wow you must be doing something right she normally hates guys I like after the first 2 minutes
S> Ya that's just how I do you either love me or really love me
N> Possible we will have to wait and see
S> sure sure whatever you say, alright we are going to sit
N> I hate sitting
S> that's kool well I will sit and you will be beside me she follows
Obstacle rejoins us
O> Did she tell you she is from Saskatchewan?
S> No, (I turn to N) , I am terribly sorry
N> Ha ha whatever
Obstacle sees a friend and goes running off
S> So much energy I dig that
N> As do I
S> So why you in Calgary?
N> For work
S> What you do?
N> Ah I don't normally tell guys that
S> And why not?
N> They run
S> I am not them
N> sure sure
S> Listen I don't normally tell people what I do either, so you are going to tell me and I will tell you; we shall call it a trade
Obstacle reappears
N>Should I tell him what I do?
O> Why not, let it out
N> Look my boots should let you know so guess
I look at these four inch high heels and think to myself, sweet a stripper; they are fun and flexible.
S> Look I am not guessing so tell me
N> I work on stroll
Sick not a stripper but a hooker; I love new experiences!
S> I teach men how to talk to women; socialize; and be themselves
O> Are you serious they have that here
S> Yes that is where I come in
N> So you are like hitch
S> Ya except for I am not Will Smith and I am not fake
N> I see
S> So why was I supposed to run?
N> Well it's not normal for a guy to like what I do
S> Well I am confident that I can handle it plus it happens have you not seen TRUE Romance?
N> No
O> Ya True Romance is totally about that
S> Cancer time
Exit for a smoke only N follows
Here we smoke then I grab her and start making out...
Finish smokes and we are off to grab O...
Grab O.... and we are taking pictures in a photo booth, N and I walk in to the booth
S> O get your ass in here you are part of this
O> k
Fifteen sexy pictures later and we are off for another smoke
This is where I actually get myself into a bit of trouble.....
A friend Ms.W comes to say hi and say that the girl I am with is gorgeous and so I got to introduce her to O but forget her name; they meet each other anyways.
After Ms.W leaves...
O> You don't remember my name?
S> No
O> How bout my friend?
S> Nicole
And O goes storming off..... After talking with a friend N joins me
N> Where did O go?
S> She is pissed
N> Why ?
S>I forgot her name
N> I better go find her
S> Hold up I am almost done
Make out...
We go find O and I try to say sorry and she is having none of it
S> Alright well fuck it I tried she wants attention and will not even realize that you gave me your name three times and she only said hers once; if she wants to be stubborn I am not playing around. I'll be on the floor
N> K just give me a minute and when I got her cooled off I will be there
Start dancing when my ass is being grabbed there she is....Dance and make out and now its like one thirty....
S> Gonna go have a break
Head to bathroom, It is late alright well you invested this much; lay it on the line.... Walk up and grab her
S> I am going
N> I cannot leave O
S>I am gonna go I will give you two a ride if you want
N> Talks with O
WE are off....
Now I thought that forgetting her name was going to fuck me right over but it actually helped me so much.When we got to their place she went straight to her room.YAY! For forgetfulness!
N and I start fooling around hot and heavy when she says...
"Have you seen my bedroom?"
And from here on in it would be indecent of me to give you more details. The point gentlemen is never give up even though minor bumps may occur during your ride, sometimes, most of the time they work in your favor. Stay calm, kool, and collected and remember that you control the outcomes of your interaction. I do not ask for you to have faith in any method, or religion, but have faith in yourself, and the skills that you have.
2 comments:
Nicely done Saint, hope her room wasn't that pink!
Hey, thank you for the appreciation but her room actually looked exactly like that picture. Thankfully she looked a lot better.
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